Simon Haynes (Life Member)

Simon Haynes hasn’t been the same since the Great Temporal Paradox Incident of 2023, when he became his own grandmother and developed a psychic affinity with truffles. Still, he wasn’t the same before the Incident, either. We’re currently cooking up interviewing several truffles in the hope that they’ll provide us with Mr. Haynes’ location, and with other relevant information.