Australian Capital Territory
Robbie Matthews (Captain)
Simon Petrie (Inflight Waste Reconstitution Officer)
New South Wales
Edwina Harvey (Promotions)
Patty Jansen (Jump-drive engineer)
Ross Murray (In-flight Marshall)
Nyssa (Nerfherder)
Tasmania
Andrew Finch (Fuel and Engines)
Dirk Flinthart (Maintenance)
Queensland
Jacob Edwards (Deckchairs and Bendy Straws)
Juliet Bathory (Chief Medical/Alien Dissection Officer)
South Australia
Adam Henderson (Restroom Queue Etiquette Instructor)
David Kernot (Swabbie)
Richard Scott (Head of our not-being-Andrew dept)
Victoria
Sue Bursztynski (Weapons Officer)
Mark Farrugia (Stowaway)
Lucy Zinkiewicz (Ship’s Companion)
Western Australia
Chris Bobridge (Gunnery Officer)
Simon Haynes (Navigator)
Ian Nichols (In-flight Entertainment)
Northern Territory
Nobody (Vacancy for Quality Control officer)