Crew Roles

Australian Capital Territory
Robbie Matthews (Captain)
Simon Petrie (Inflight Waste Reconstitution Officer)

New South Wales
Edwina Harvey (Promotions)
Patty Jansen (Jump-drive engineer)
Ross Murray (In-flight Marshall)
Nyssa (Nerfherder)

Tasmania
Andrew Finch (Fuel and Engines)
Dirk Flinthart (Maintenance)

Queensland
Jacob Edwards (Deckchairs and Bendy Straws)
Juliet Bathory (Chief Medical/Alien Dissection Officer)

South Australia
Adam Henderson (Restroom Queue Etiquette Instructor)
David Kernot (Swabbie)
Richard Scott (Head of our not-being-Andrew dept)

Victoria
Sue Bursztynski (Weapons Officer)
Mark Farrugia (Stowaway)
Lucy Zinkiewicz (Ship’s Companion)

Western Australia
Chris Bobridge (Gunnery Officer)
Simon Haynes (Navigator)
Ian Nichols (In-flight Entertainment)

Northern Territory
Nobody (Vacancy for Quality Control officer)